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"'Teenage mating rituals?!'" Wesley Crusher
"... Freedom ... is a worship word..." - Cloud William
"... terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side..."
"...they work with their women. And force them to wear clothing!?!"
"...you can't lie in front of the buldozer indefinately" "I'm game..."
"2nd star on the right, then on until morning"
"42? 7 and a half million years Work!
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down..."
"Admiral, I am receiving Whale Song." (Uhura)
"After a thousand years the darkness has come again" - G'kar.
"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."
"Ah, an open mind. The essense of intellect." - Garek
"Ah, Mr. Woof." Lwaxana Troy
"Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works." * Riker
"All hands, brace for impact!" Riker
"All I ask is a tall ship, and Morn to steer her."
"All our races stand on the edge of extinction" - G'Kar.
"All that remains now is honor and death" - Alite Deeron.
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars" : Babylon 5
"An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age." - Obi Wan
"And so it begins. You have forgotten something." - Kosh.
"And you want to be as stupid as them?" - Lore
"Any damned fool can predict the past. And most do." -- Niven
"Anybody want to see setting number two?" - Guinan
"Arange to feed it." Crusher
"Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?" - Monty Python
"Are you sure this place is safe?" - Vash
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" -- Leia
"Arrakis is a one-crop planet." -- Kynes <Dune>
"Arthur Phili... I've done you before, haven't I?"
"Baseball? What is this?" -- The Entities
"Beep Beep? Must be Earth humor" - Londo Molari
"BOOM! Sooner or later BOOM!!!" - Susan Ivanova
"Bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny.
"But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The Dark Side are they."
"But his destiny lies elsewhere." - Delenn
"But there isn't any real people here at all!" "so what's new?!"
"But, how are you, metalman?" Ford "Very depressed." Marvin
"Buttcheek analysis complete" -Enterprise Computer
"Can I get you something? A beverage?"
"Captain, there be whales here!"
"Captain, we don't have any torpedoes." Demora Sulu
"Captain, we've found a robot tailor." "Make it sew!"
"CATS. CATS ARE NICE." - Death, "Sourcery"
"Change for the machines". <Synners, Pat Cadigan>
"Coffee, Jamaican blend, double strong, double sweet."
"Computer! Remove the plank!" - Commander Riker
"Computer, open this hatch or I'll take an axe to your memory."
"Computer, you and I need to have a little talk."
"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."
"Counselor Troi to Lt. @LN@, meet me in holodeck 2."
"Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty." Troi
"Daisy...Daisy...give me your answer, please....."
"Definition of sheer terror: Ensign Ro with PMS!!!"
"Did that robot say Zaphod Beblebrox?" -- Ford Prefect
"Do fuzzy black holes have any hair?" -- Larry Niven
"Do not force us to walk where we do not choose to walk" - Elric
"Do not wait for the translation! Answer me now!" -- Chang
"Do you have a name?" La Forge to Third of Five
"Do you really want the answer? The ULTIMATE answer?" - Deep Thought
"Don't be alarmed, Arthur Dent... Be very, very frightened."
"Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it."
"Don't give away the homeworld." - Babylon 5
"Don't worry, it's all part of the program." - The Mice
"Don't you display your weapons?" -- Trelane
"Don't you sleep with your males?" -- Haneek
"Drop the guy with the devil ears." - NBC exec, June 1965
"Drop the guy with the devil ears." -- NBC, June, 1965.
"Durango! I'm called Durango!" "Yes.. uh, Counsellor Durango..."
"Education is Power...Joy is Vulnerability" - Gul Ducat
"Entemology? Oh, she wants to be a chef!" -- Nog
"Evil always triumphs because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
"Fear is the mind-killer." -- Paul Atreides <Dune>
"Fine, it makes no difference." - Kang
"Fine. Make sure you take this junk with you." - Riker
"Flowers. Is there a John Luck Pickerd here?"
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." --Arthur Dent
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite magesty and calm.
"Forty-Two?"
"Franz? What kind of a name is Franz??" - Garibaldi
"Go bang your heads together, four-eyes!"
"Go for it! Make my fraggin solar year" - Officer Lou Welch.
"Good. Now stay that way." La Forge
"Great kid, don't get cocky!"
"Great, I get stuck with a race that speaks only in macros" - Ivanova
"Guess who's coming to dinner." - Chekov
"Hat? What hat? That's a helipad for munchkins." Guinan
"Have you ever seen a dead man before?" -- Gul Dukat
"He has become One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."-B5
"He made a pass at me. A good one." - Troi
"He must be hungry." Crusher
"He's alive...and in perfect hibernation." "Does he have the CLUB?"
"He's called Arthur, but I think he's harmless." Lintilla
"He's hungry, all right." La Forge
"Hell, I'm honored to be best at anything" - Garabaldi
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet..."
"Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-÷p!%$û NO CARRIER
"Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-÷p!%$û NO CRUSHER
"Hey security, we have another guy with a changling net" - Grarbaldi.
"Hey, what's this button d..<BOOM>" -W. Crusher
"Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect?
"His overconfidence will be the death of him." -- Kor
"Holodeck computer...end Clinton Administration program."
"How do I set my phaser to tickle?"
"How does a warp drive work?" "You say, 'Engage!'"
"How does a Warp engine work?" "You say Engage."
"Howdy do sir, I'm looking for the lady of the house" - Garabaldi.
"Hugh?" Guinan
"Human females are so repulsive." B'Etor
"Human females are so... repulsive..." - Lursa
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." - Saavik
"I agree: we're at war." Riker
"I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair one day." Riker
"I am Koloth. That is how." -- Koloth
"I am wondering, why are you here?" - Yoda
"I assure you I seek only knowledge"--Aldous Gajic
"I can not give you what you deny yourself." - Kai Opaka
"I can see more than you think with this thing." LaForge
"I didn't expect to die my first day on the job." Harriman
"I don't bite. Well, that's wrong. I do bite." -K'Ehleyr
"I don't like this @FN@. I don't like this ALOT" - Garabaldi
"I don't mean to alarm you but your pants are talking to you."
"I don't think I like this sport." Guinan
"I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache!" Arthur Dent
"I dont steal Taglines, I assimilate them!" - Hugh
"I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats" - Londo Molari
"I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the Star Wars characters.
"I have a date with eternity, and I don't intend to be late" -Soron
"I have fools on the left of me and feeders on the right" - Londo
"I have never killed anyone at the dinner table." - K'ern
"I have no vices for you to exploit." -- Tosk
"I hope for your sake that you are initiating a mating ritual." B'Etor
"I hope for your sake you are initiating a mating ritual." - B'Etor
"I just got all these bulldozers and things to lie in front of..."
"I know zat sayink. It wus inwented in Russia." - Chekov
"I need a drink. Water, straight up." - Garibaldi
"I never lie when I have sand in my boots!" -- LaForge
"I never met a chocolate I didn't like."
"I see you've done some redecorating." - Riker
"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life style"
"I sense something. A presence i've not felt since....." - Darth Vader
"I think I'll stick my head in the station's fusion reactor" - Londo
"I think not," said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
"I think we're in trouble." - Han
"I took that turbo tube, or whatever." - Lwaxana
"I understand we have a guest on board." Guinan
"I want them taken alive. No disintegrations!" -- Kruge
"I want you to know I'm feeling very depressed right now."
"I was in a pail in the back of my office."
"I was joking, Tosk." "I could not tell, Oh Brien."
"I will take a vow of silence regarding this." - Lennier
"I'd like to welcome you all aboard." Harriman
"I'd like you to meet the Helmsman of the Enterprise-B." Chekov
"I'll get you my Trekkie,.. and your little Nog Too !!.."
"I'll have mister excitement eating out of my hand. "--uhura
"I'll have Mr. Excitement eating out of my hand. "--Uhura
"I'll tell you about it later" choked Zaphod as all three passed out.
"I'm all ears, hooman!" - DaiMon Perot
"I'm Beverly...","I'm Geordi...","We are Hugh..."
"I'm dead...and I'm still intimidated by you." - Ro
"I'm going to miss this ship. She went before her time." Riker
"I'm heavily armed, easily bored and OFF my medication..."
"I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt
"I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate" - Ivanova.
"I'm so cool you can store meat in me." -- Zaphod
"I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis." -- Zaphod
"I'm sorry, Dave...I can't do that."
"I've always loved that face. He he he..." -Noonian Soong
"If I were a landing thruster, wich one would I be?" - Londo
"If I were human, I believe my response would be 'go to hell!'"
"If she were not dead, I would kill her." -- Nu'Daq
"If this leaves a waxy buildup, on anything, I'm coming back."
"If you're still confused tomorrow, you know where my office is."
"Ignore the propaganda. Focus on what you see" - Sinclair.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Einstein
"In our century, we've learned not to fear words". - Uhura
"In space, all warriors are cold warriors." - Chang
"Indisposed? She's in a cocoon!" - Londo Molari.
"Interesting place you have here" - Capt. John Sheraden.
"Is there some significance to this action?" -- Alice #210
"It does kind of suit you." La Forge to Third of Five
"It doesn't arrive till Tuesday." - Captain Harriman
"It is a good day to die." - Kor
"It is pronounced DAY-ta. One is my name, the other is not."
"It is the Third Orb. The Orb of Prophecy and Change."
"It was like being inside joy." Guinan
"It won't be installed until Tuesday." Harriman
"It would take a mountain to crush an ego the size of his!"
"It's an energy field created by all living things." - Obi Wan
"It's going to come after us, you know that." Guinan
"It's got nothing but this stupid star in the middle" - Ivanova.
"It's not all peeling grapes, being a handmaiden" PTerry, "Pyramids"
"Ivanova is always right, Ivanova is god" - Susan Ivanova.
"Joshua... what are you doing?" -- Dr. Falken
"Just kidding about that God part. No offence." Ivanova
"Just kidding about that God part." --Susan Ivanova
"Just making sure where we stand." - G'Kar
"Justice is much swifter now that they've abolished all lawyers!
"Killing your own clone is still murder!"
"Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!" -- Harry Mudd
"Laugh it up fuzzball"
"Let me guess; Horrible. Am I warm?" - Trillian
"Let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight."
"Let's get the hell out of here." TOS: City on the Edge of Forever
"Life's full of mysteries. Consider this one of them." - Sinclair
"Life," said Marvin, "Don't talk to ME about life!"
"Like a rat in a cage." Crusher
"Linear time. What is this?" -- The Entities
"Listen, have you seen the dolphins yet?" -Geordi
"Look upon your executioners, killer of children!" -- Kang
"Make it so!"....Mr.Tricorder...
"May I show you some of out latest fashions?" -- Garek
"May Kahless guide us on this day of vengence." - Kang
"Missed it by that much." -- Maxwell Smart
"Mister Desdiato is spending a year dead for tax purposes."
"Mostly Harmless"
"Mr Garibaldi would be delighted."--Garibaldi
"My brain will be five minutes dead before I trust a Centauri."
"My favorite part of dinner!"- Riker
"My God, it's full of stores!" - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey
"My God, man. We've become a tourist attraction" - Londo Molari
"My name is Crusher. Where's Ensign Walnut?" - Beverly
"My name is not important." - Slartibartfast
"My name?" said the old man sadly, "is Slartibartfast."
"My shoes are too tight." -- Londo
"Never second guess a Trekkie"-Patrick Stewart, Tonight Show 12/10/92
"Never tell me the odds!" - Han
"Never tell me the odds." - Capt. Sulu
"Nice shark, pretty shark." - Londo Molari.
"No boom?" - Garibaldi "No boom." - Sinclair
"No good buys, just amenities." Yar at the mall
"No reward is worth this!" - Han Solo
"No, but I'd stay out of Sickbay for a while if I were you." La Forge
"No, I said Bud Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg
"No. His heart just isn't in it." Soran
"Normal is what everyone else is, and what you are not." Soran
"Normal is what everyone else is, and you are not." - Soren
"Not even a bite on the cheek for old time's sake?" -- K'eylahr
"Not much of a program." "Computer! Level two."
"Nothing would please me more than to give away Mrs. Troi."
"Now I own 200,000 shares of a Spoo ranch" - Londo Molari.
"Now look what you made me do!" - Londo & G'kar.
"Now what are you going to do with it?" -- Koloth
"Nub Nub! Eet jou momm ah!" <Click> "Eem?" <Blam!> <thump>
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy mixturations are to me..."
"Oh no, not again!" -- Bowl of Petunias
"Oh, excuse me, but my Vogon space cruiser is here. Bye!"
"Oh, just looking for flying saucers -- green ones!", Ford Prefect
"One damn minute, Admiral!" ST IV
"One does not thank logic." -Sarek
"Only a fool fights in a burning house"-Kang, 'Star Trek'
"Only a fool fights in a burning house." - Kang
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL!"
"Ouch! Nasty! That could have been ME!"
"Out there...*thataway*" ST: The Motion Picture
"Perhaps... it is a good day to live." -- Kang
"Please, Commander. I don't get out often." -- Kai Opaka
"Poker? Is that some kind of game?" - Riker
"Put it through over here." Lursa
"Q wants to do something *nice* for me." "I'll alert the crew."
"RED ALERT! Raise shields!" "What shields?!?!?!?!"-"Emissary"
"Repeat after me: Ivanova is God!" - Commander Susan Ivanova
"Resistance is useless! Resistance is useless!"
"Right now, Mr. LaForge, you have my complete attention." - Soren
"Romulan ale is no longer to be served at diplomatic functions." ST VI
"Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions" <STVI>
"Running a Level-One Tagline Diagnotic, Captain" - Geordi
"Sam, Ziggy says you're a news Anchor on some show called FYI
"See-toe, Reach-oh, Malto-Ray." -- SoulHunter
"Share and enjoy!" - Sirius Cybernetics
"Show me where the weapons are stored." -- Tosk
"Signal the closest starship." Harriman
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
"So this is it, we're going to die!" -- Arthur Dent
"So you've come to dissuade me from my horrific plan." Soran
"So, are you saying we should pay more attention to the MOVIES?"
"Some people call us a race of listeners. We listen." Soran
"Some things are better left buried." - Garibaldi
"Sorry Rabbit, Phasers are for kids..."
"Speak for yourself. I plan to live forever." - Riker
"Tell me about your sexual organs, Commander."
"That was the stun setting." <bleep> "This is not."
"That's a lie." -- Bester "Yes it is. What's your point?" -- Jeff
"That's no moon...this is a moon" says Ben, pulling down his pants
"The advocate will refain from making her opponent...disappear."
"The Captain left YOU in command?" "Well, SOMEBODY had to do it!"
"The Force is strong with this one" "No, he just needs a bath"
"The keyboard! How *quaint*" ST IV
"The medical staff doesn't arrive until Tuesday." Harriman
"The night is a tunnel, a hole into tomorrow." -- Jessica <Dune>
"The point is I am now a perfectly safe penguin!" -- Ford Prefect
"The security of the Enterprise is of Paramount importance
"The truth is I *gave* the hamster to that Hooman!"
"The Vorlons? I don't know what can pose a threat to them" - G'kar.
"Then why don't you just listen?" La Forge to Guinan
"There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." - Han
"There is a storm comming, a black and terrible storm" - Elric.
"There is no weather sir, we're on a ship." - Riker
"There is tension on your face, Koloth!" - Kor
"There once was a man from Nantucket..." - Delenn.
"There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."
"There's a way out of any cage, and I'll find it!" -- Pike
"There's a way out of any cage." -- Pike
"There's no point in acting all surprised about it." the Vogons
"There's nothing worse than half-dead rACHT." -- Melora
"They have weapons. You have weapons. Everyone has weapons."
"They think we're dead and they're having a *party*??!?!"
"Things have been set in motion and I don't have much time" - Delenn
"This is a helluva time to think of this." - Ivanova
"This is a mistake! Kang must not have known!" - Koloth
"This is a really strange place to find a Jedi Master." -- Luke
"This is going to take a little time to explain." - Riker
"This is not a good time, Keiko." "It's not open for debate!"
"This is not like the simulation. *That* delivery was orderly."
"This is true... but unhelpful." Arthur
"This kind of help we don't need." - Sinclair
"This must be Thursday--I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Dent
"This time let go your consious self and act on instinct." - Obi Wan
"Time is a predator..." -- Dr. Soren
"Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so." -- Ford Prefect
"Time is the fire in which we burn." - Soran (ST:Generations)
"Time is the fire in which we burn." Soran
"Time passed, which, basically, is its job."
"Time," said Arthur weakly,"is not currently one of my problems."
"To demolish ruins is an oxymoron, I believe." - Selma
"To poldly bow air mobious gumby four." Trek on Novacain.
"Too bad. It would have been glorious." - Kor
"Transmission jammed at the source, sir." - Uhura
"Transwarp drive in 5 4 3 2 1<cough> <sputter> <clunk>"
"Treason, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder"- Garak
"Ummm, trouble with grammer have I, yes?" -- Yoda
"Unstable? Unstable!!!??? UNSTABLE!!!!?????"
"Use the mouse Luke" -Obi Wan Gates-
"Vehemence is no guarantee of truth." - Isaac Asimov
"Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy you know?" - Gag Halfrunt.
"Vogons!" snapped Ford. "We're under attack!"
"Wait! You have not been prepared!" Mr. Atoz, stardate 3113.2.
"Was you born that way, or did your mama marry an armadillo?"
"We are mated!" "Yes, I knowI was there!"
"We are not going to win this battle with torpedoes, Chief."
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
"We don't have designations; we have names." Crusher
"We hate them, they hate us, we hate them back" - Londo Molari
"We just can't let the Cardies have the wormhole!"
"We read to know we are not alone" <CS Lewis>
"We will crush them with the screams of toddlers" -Wesley
"We will rejoin the Collective?" Hugh
"We've gotta find some humpbacks." "Humpbacked? People?"
"We've replaced the Dilithium they normally use with Folger's Crystals
"Weep for the future Na'toth. Weep for us all" - G'kar.
"Well that about wraps it up for God" -- Oolan Caloophid
"Well, that'll cut down on tourism." - Ivanova
"What a depressingly stupid machine," said Marvin and trudged away.
"What did you do to the computer, Monkey-Man?" -- zaphod
"What do you want you moon faced assassin of joy?" - Londo Molari
"What do you want you moon faced assassin of joy?" -Londo
"What does it mean, 'exact change'?"
"What he needs is energy." Crusher
"What is there one could loathe about me?" "Would you like a list?"
"What must I do to convince you people?!?" "Die."
"What the hell is that?" Chekov
"What's 'Emergency Plan B?'" - Chekov, STV:TFF
"What's normal?" La Forge
"What's that?" -- Arthur "Something blue." -- Ford
"What's the meat in it?" "Perfectly Normal Beast."
"What's up, Doc?" - Ensign Bugs to Crusher
"Where are we?" -- Arthur "Er... somewhere green." -- Ford
"Where the hell's the power you promised?" "One damn minute Admiral!"
"Who are we to stand in the way of prophacy?" - Delenn
"Who can figure a species like that? BEEP BEEP?" - Londo Molari.
"Who do you think you are, Zaphod Beebelbrox?" "Count the heads."
"Who said the good old days are gone, eh?" - Londo
"Who's scruffy lookin'?" - Han
"Why do you resist us?" Hugh
"With this kind of an attitude, absolutely not." - Geordi
"Women-You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts."Morn
"Would you like to talk about it, or break some more furniture?"
"Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?" -- Joshua
"Yes, but 10,000 in cold blood!" - Londo Molari
"You and you. You've just become nurses. Let's go." Chekov
"You are not ready for immortality." - Kosh
"You are right, sir. I do tend to babble."
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Leia
"You give us food." Third of Five "Yes." La Forge
"You gonna talk, or play cards?" - Riker
"You got a towel with you?"
"You KNOW what happens when you call me 'tetchy'" Kryten
"You know, sometimes I amaze even myself." - Han Solo
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel." - Han
"You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect?"
"You summoned me, Captain?!" said Earl Grey, hotly.
"You try and kiss me and I'll break your arm." Garibaldi to Londo
"You two just volunteered to be my first victims." Guinan
"You want me to suck your towel?"-- Zaphod Beeblebrox
"You were saying coming here was a bad idea." - Luke
"You will not see me again as I am now" - Delenn
"You're a vicious man." "It's in the job description!"
"You're not catching us at out best." "That much is certain."
"You, in the red shirt. See what that noise is."
"Your ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often!"
"Your blood will paint the way to the future." -- Gowron
"Your restraint was most remarkable." "You have no idea."
"Zaphod's just this guy, you know?"- Gag Halfront
"Zaphod, you look good. The extra head suits you."
#103> Sleep could interfere with .....(not finished)
#109> Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
#139> Wives serve, Brothers inherit.
#16> A deal is a deal.
#1> Once you have their money, never give it back.
#21> Never place friendship above profit.
#22> A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
#33> It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
#47> Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
#48> The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
#57> Good customers are as rare as Latinum, treasure them.
#59> Free advice is seldom cheap.
#62> The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
#6> Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
#7> Always keep your ears open.
#9> Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
'Exciting' is hardly the word I would use. - C-3PO
'I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes.' --Geordi
'Only a vaRool would use such language in public.' --Rike
(A)bort (F)ail (R)etry (C)reate a holigraphic image
(A)bort (R)etry (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor
(Badges? *WE* don't need any #$%&in' badges!) <eg>
(Ice rocks hit the hull) Captain, we are being hailed.
(Ice rocks hitting hull) - 'Captain, we are being hailed!'
(Remove *.*? (Y)es (N)o (Q)uit)
(Small Ford following ship). Captain, we're being
* <- TribblARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! <BOOM>
* REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N)
*** **sw** ** ****, *** ***v**s*, **d *v*******g ** xx***.
*** **sw** ** ****, *** ***v**s*, **d *v*******g is 42.
***THIS*TAGLINE*PROTECTED*BY*A*FORCE*FIELD***
*--=/__
*BING* BabCom Here -- Message for Commander Sinclair
*grumble* "You're just supposed to sit here?"
*I* am the elder brother, Kern.
--.- ... ...- .. -- .. -.-
. <- Cloaked Tagline
. <-Tagline with a cloaking device.
. <-Stealth Tagline
. . . . . . Transmission Terminated . . . . . .
... <- Wook! Tagwine twacks!
...but I do believe they think I am some sort of god. - C-3PO
...My radio is tuned to the voice of a star...
...the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas. - C-3PO
1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by hyperspace route.
1000 Points of Light - a convention of Organians
2 Betazoids walk into a bar. 1 says, "I'll have the same"
2 Betazoids walk into a bar.One says "I'll have the same"
42 Is The Answer To Life The Universe And Everything
42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!
6 x 9 = 42. In base 13.
;-)B Deanna Troi
<-o-> <-o-> <-o-> TIE Interceptors on your six! <-o-> <-o-> <-o->
<snore> <snore> Riker
<This tagline protected by a cloaking device>
<WARNING> Don't Press THE BIG RED BUTTON!
=(_:_(__) <--- Morn smiley.
===__-*- The No-Win Trek Tagline *--+/__ *--+/__
===__-*- <Kobayashi Maru Tagline> *-=/___ *-=/___ *-=/___
===__-*- vs ||| ||| |||
=I-) Geordie LaForge
>:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah
>> From 0 to light speed in 6.1 seconds <<
>>>>>-----> Pikard/Riker '96 <-----<<<<<
?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI
@FN@ is irrelevant. @ln@ is irrelevant. You will be assimilated!
@FN@ is irrelevant. @ln@ is irrelevant. You will be regurgitated.
@FN@'s just not a farmer. He has too much of his father in him.
@FN@'s the brains sweetheart!
@FN@, my boywhy did you have to fry poor Greedo like that?
@FN@, ou are part of the Rebel Allianceand a traitor!
@FN@, were gonna have company!
@FN@, you don't ask The Almighty for his ID!
@FN@, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
@FN@? @N@ where are you?!
@LN@ is here. The Force is with him.
@LN@ Wa Nin Chee Goo Yja Wetching Tri Whynin E Oh Ska.
@LN@ was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
@LN@, get us out of here!
@LN@, I'll pay you because it's my pleasure.
@LN@, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans...
@N@ Jedi Knight!
@N@. I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon.
@N@? What makes you think so?
A clean disk is the sign of a warped drive.
A concentrated phaser blast makes the best Universal Translator.
A death mark's not an easy thing to live with. - Rieekan
A dream of a galaxy WITHOUT war. <Babylon 5>
A great warrior? Wars not make one great. - Yoda
A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is.
A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. - Yoda
A Jedi named @N@ betrayed and murdered your father.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
A phasar on stun is like a day without orange juice.
A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice.
A poor man's holodeck: A tab of acid and a glass of water.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.<War Games>
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes
A warrior's drink - well that explains a lot!?!
A witch prefers a broom, because Nature abhors a vacuum.
AAAHHHhhh...
Achh, me taglines! They canna take namore, Captain.
Actually it is an interplanetary greeting.
Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket...
Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. - Yoda
After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works. þ Riker
Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here..
Air Geordis - TNG Footwear
All hands abandon ship! All hands aban <BOOM!>
All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
All right, set phasers to deep fat fry!
All right, who stole my Shatner Turbo 2000?
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelle?
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles?
All roads lead to Amber, but not all can walk them....
All ships will be in a holding pattern till further notice.
All the science in Star Trek is consistent and correct.
All wings report in!
Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles?
Always emotion is the Future-- Yoda.
Always in motion is the future. - Yoda
Always know where your towel is.
Among my people a True Seeker is treated with the utmost reverence
An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age. -- Obi Wan Kenobi
Anarchy is the least stable of all social structures. <Larry Niven>
And Losira appeared and said, "I am for you, @N@."
And now, @LN@, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base.
And now, the current score... Deep Space 9, Babylon 5.
And remember, the force (of gravity) will allways be with you...
And starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week:
And then God said, No, a BUD light!
And this, Wesley, is an airlock.
And what time does your diarrhea medicine start working...?
And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well..
Any damned fool can predict the past. <Larry Niven>
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic. <A.C.Clarke>
Anyone not wearing 2mil sunblock's gonna have a REAL BAD DAY, GET IT??
Anything you say will be held against you.. Nana Visitor!
Aphasia: Window decompose distance replicate for and.
Apology accepted, Captain Needa. - Vader
April 2, International Douglas Adam's Day
April Fools! You're really in a holodeck simulation!
Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor? Captain @fn@.
Are you sure this thing is safe? - C3PO
Arthur, I have to tell you something very important over in that pub.
Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this. - C-3PO
Artoo, look! Captain Solo! And he's still frozen in carbonite.
As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids.
Ask your cable company for the ALL TREK CHANNEL
Assimiliation is futile. You will be resisted.
At a Betazoid wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.
At last! Darth Jordan... the dark lord of the evil cynical empire!
AUTHORIZED TO USE ALL MEANS TO DESTROY THE ENTERPRISE -Starfleet HQ
Ave, Rex Moderatus Physicus!
Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm. -- Yoda
Aye Captain, I'm Giving You All She's Got!!
Aye, sir.
Babylon 5 is open for business.
Babylon 5 was a dream given form...
Babylon 5 was our last, best hope for peace.
Babylon 5 was the last of the Babylon stations.
Babylon's 1 through 3 were sabotaged and destroyed.
Barclay Burger: (D-d-don't eat m-me, p-p-please!)
Barclay Burger: (Don't eat me, please!)
BARK! BARK! ...and you stay out of mine. Beverly
BBS Trek: The Text Generation
Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent.
Because he's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO
Been reading those Illuminati conspiracy books again, eh?
Beep beep? It MUST be Earth humor... <Londo>
Beer. Budweiser. Cold. - Riker
Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Being one man too many, Ensign Extra is booted off the E.
bel wIghahtaH'a' (Are we having fun?)
Ben, why didn't you tell me? - Luke
Betazoid Burger: (Changes taste depending on your mood.)
Bev Crusher and Kate Pulaski are a "paradox."
Beverly Crusher and Kate Pulaski are a "paradox."
bIjeghbe'chugh vaj bIHegh! (translation: Surrender or die!)
Bill and Ted meet Wayne and Garth: EXCELLENT......NOT!!!!!
Bill Clinton is killing the future, TREK is about BUILDING it!
Boldly going Forward because we can't find Reverse!
Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse
Boldly going where no modem has gone before...
Boldly going where no tagline has gone before....
Build high for happiness.
Bulges appeared in the fabric of space-time. Great ugly bulges.
Burglar needed. All applicants please see Gandalf The Grey.
But Geordi doesn't want to be assimilated. - Hugh
But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters...
But most of all, IT WAITS FOR YOU! Star Trek DSN.
But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid.
But the TREK echo is about business travel, boss.
But you have to realize... I've grown. - Moriarty
C-3PO: Might I inquire what's going on? Han Solo: Why not?
C:\>DEL C:\REALITY.SYS.....C:\>Copy A:\TREK\*.* C:
C:\>Erase c:\reality.sys Copy a:\trek\*.* c:\
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
Can I upgrade my Hard Drive to a WARP drive?
Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]
Captain @ln@, Sir, that looks like earth. Turn About!
Captain @ln@, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Captain on the bridge. (Translated: get off your butts.)
Captain Pollard.. Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER
Captain Your new ship, the U.S.S. @LN@ is ready in Star-Dock.
Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds!
Captain's log Stardate @Y@M.@D Ensign @L is under investigation...
Captain, @LN@ is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
Captain, I sense great hostility.
Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage.
Captain, I sense millions of minds staring at my body ...
Captain, phasers and photons down, get the hand phaser out?
Captain, Romulan decloaking%@$%#%^& NO CARRIER
Captain, she can't take much more...
Captain, stop staring at my chest! Troi
Captain, the UARTs won't take this Speed!
Captain, there be mail here!
Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella.
Captain, we're being hailed. Get out your umbrella!
Captain, your head! You're growing HAIR!!!
Captin, the modem can't take much more of this!
Caution - Moose crossing ahead ÈÊÊ@Êʼ
CAUTION! Pyrotechnician is armed and off his medication.
CAUTION! Dangerous and off medication.
Caution: I drive using The Force
Charge defense grids, screens to maximum! - Lt Cmdr. Laural Takashima
Chat mode is DISABLED during Star Trek
Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
Chekov, install the EMS board.
Chewie and I will take care of this. You stay here. - Han Solo
Chicken Little, when the sky fell--Tamarian fairy tale
CHILL OUT: Ohura is NOT an elephant.
Chocolate is a serious thing. -- Deanna
Choking on ANOTHER Xanth novel??? Apply the HEINLEIN MANEUVER!!!
Cinderella, when the prince came. -Tamarian fairy tale
Click...Click...Click... Damn! Out of Taglines again!
Cloak captioned for the Romulan impaired.
Close the blast doors! {SLAM} Open the blast doors! - Trooper
Coffee - 2 sugars - cream - and aspirin.
Come on, @FN@, we're not out of this yet!
Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right. - Han Solo
Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here. - Han Solo
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs. - Soren
Commander? There's a problem...
Commence primary ignition...
Computer, delete WESLEY.EXE - Entire Enterprise Crew.
Computer, end program! %^!#^ NO CARRIER
Computer, microwave decks 5-10 until piping hot. BEEP!
Computer, open this hatch or I'll take an axe to your memory banks.
Computer, remove platform! - Riker
Computer, Stop Holodeck's Clinton Simulation Program!!!!!
Computers ARE the future? Oh the future looks grim!
Confused? Call Deanna Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701.
Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/min.
Confused? Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
Consular Troi, please report to my room. Clothing optional.
Control, control. You must learn control. - Yoda
Copy from another: plagiarism. Copy from many: research.
Counselor, can I, uh, use your com-badge? - Riker
Counselor, it's an Academy game: Bite The Pillow - Wesley
CPO Spot: Chief PET Officer.
Crayons can take you more places than starships. * Guinan
Cry "ribbit" and let slip the frogs of war!
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
Cthulu loves youwith ketchup on a bun.
CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes.
Damn the documentation. Full speed ahead!
Damn! Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough
Damnit,I did not ask for an opinion!-O'Brian to DSN Computer
Dangerous to your starfleet, @LN@, not to this battle station!
Darmok and Jelad at McDonald's.
Darth Moderator: LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddy Wookie!
Darth Vader...only you could be so bold. - Leia
Dead, huh? Well, that's one less thing. þ Beverly
Deadwood. Nineteenth Century Earth. The Ancient West.
Deanna tries to read my mind and sees taglines.
Deanna, do you have to wear those spurs to bed? - Riker
Deanna, I've got a new holodeck program..Barclay
Deck 36: Sporting goods, Engineering, Ladies lingerie
Deep Space Nine: I'll leave the light on for you.
Deep Space Nine: Where no one has gone before, then turn left.
Deep Space Nine: The Third Coming of Star Trek!
Deep Space Nine: To boldly stay where no one has stayed before.
Definition of ABSOLUTE terror: Troi with PMS and an attitude!
Deliverance is at hand! And the Centipede patiently smiles.
Deportation is to take place within twelve hours.
Destroyedby the Empire!
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Did I ever tell you that story? <Londo>
Did somebody fire a phaser in here?
Did the table do something to offend you, Word? - Troi
Did ya ever get the Babel fish? Huh? Huh?
Did ye say "scotch", Cap'n? Warp 10 comin' right up!
Did you know that most people's lives are ruled by telephone numbers?
Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?! - Han Solo
Dirty Harry as a trill: "Go ahead Punk! Make OUR day!"
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Do it now! There might be a law against it tomorrow...
Do we have to save the universe AGAIN?!?!
Do you know what the last Zahn said just before he died? Aack! - Londo
Do you mind if I hold the phaser? - Lt. Valeris
Do you mind if I invoke privacy?
Doc, I'm hearing music that isn't there. - Geordi
Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty tasting medicine.
Docs? Why would I want to look at Docs. Nurses are better ;-)
Does a medical book have an appendix?
Does Clinton call Gore, "Number One"?
Does Geordie LaForge undress women with his visor?
Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Don't apologize. It's been the high point of my day. Don't do it again
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher you overweight glob of grease!
Don't call me Shorty! - Sulu(STIII:TSFS)
Don't confuse who you are with what you do to survive.
Don't give up the ship. Give up the captain.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Don't mince words, @FN@. What do you *REALLY* think?
Don't Panic!
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord @LN@.
Don't worry, she'll hold together. Hear me baby? Hold together.
Dr. Smith meets Troi: "Oh, the pain! The pain!"
Drive not ready E: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Geordi
DSN is Trek; it's not a spinoff, it's just more Trek.
DSN: Last dilithium stop for the next 4 galaxies!
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe together!
Dullest Subject #1: Somebody else's diet. <Larry Niven>
Dullest Subject #2: How to make money for a worthy cause. <Niven>
Dullest Subject #3: Special Interest Liberation. <Larry Niven>
Earth- Mostly Harmless (HHGTG 2nd ed.)
Earth: Mostly Harmless
Echo Trek: To boldly go Off Topic where &#*@^$ NO CARRIER
Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. - Han Solo
End transmission ........ ^&#^_&$(@! NO SUB-SPACE CARRIER ..
Engage the Croaking Device!-Teenage Mutant Ninja Romulans!
Enough of this! @LN@, release him!
Ens. Crusher, check that leaking warp core please.
Ensign @LN@, Set in a course for the nearest KFC, Engage.
Ensign @LN@, you have the bridge.
Ensign Alf just asked the replicator for a live cat!
Ensign Crusher, please report for a good smacking-around!
Ensign Pecan approaches Dr. Crusher with Caution.
Ensign Singer... Make it sew.
Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.
Ensigns of the Week, and the ones who love them .. on the next Oprah!
Enzya Kulta En Et Un Kolta.
Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
Error in REALITY.SYS. Run BIG_BANG.EXE (Y/N)?
Error- REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y/n)
ESCHATON.SYS Found. Immanentize? (Yes/No/Quit/Fnord)?
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.
Ethics change with technology. <Larry Niven>
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
Even an android must cover his aft servo systems. Iain Twolan
Even for an alien-this one is pretty alien.
Ever notice the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star?
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. - Emperor
Everything is under control. Situation normal. - Han Solo
Evolution? Who needs it? - Vogons
Ewoks taste great...and they're less filling
Excitement is irrelevant. -- Locutus for Pontiac
Excuse me - it's time for my medication now.
Explosion at sperm bank! Nurses overcome.
F x S = k. The product of freedom and security is a constant.<Niven>
F.S.A. - Federation Starship Association
F.S.A. - Look for the white Runabout
Fandom is my shelter from an insane world.
Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
Fast ship? You've never heard of the Aluminum Mallard?
Fate, it saves children, women, and ships called Enterprise. - Riker
First contact missions mean virgin planets! - Riker
Food for Thought: Do Guinan's hat's have warp capability?
Food for Thought: Does Spot have a positronic litter box?
For a second I thought I'd entered an alternate universe or something.
For God's sake, people, get a life! -- william shatner
For Sale: Positronic Brain - Found near S.F. - Needs Work.
Forget the Prime Directive - Let's kill something.
Founder's Lake: Where all the shapeshifters stretch out
Freddy Krueger at Tenagra. -Tamarian Horror Story
Friday the 13th Pt. 25 - Jason takes the Enterprise!
Friday the 13th XXIV: Jason Takes the Enterprise.
From Hell's kitchen, I baste thee! - Khan
From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc.
Frood: really amazingly together guy
Frostbite Falls Minnesota, home of Watsa Matta U.
Funny, I just knew you were going to say that.
Galaxy Class Starship: For Sale or take over payments.
Gene Roddenberry showed you the future. Make it so.
Gene Rodenberry, 1921-1991 Shakka, when the walls fell.
General @LN@, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.
Geordi Burger: (You need a special visor to be able to see it)
Give it to Riker- he'll eat anything!
Glutinoxious: Hospital food.
Going somewhere, @LN@?
Goo Ta Do Da Solo?
Good Morning! Nice of you guys to drop by! - Han
Governor @LN@, I recognized your foul stench...
Graduate of Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
Great shot, @FN@! That was one in a million!
Great warrior? War does not make one great. - Yoda
Great, @FN@! Don't get cocky!
Guidance: See under Advice. Advice: See under Guidance.
Guinan Burger: (Comes with extra-large top bun.)
Guinan is Yoda on stilts. Yoda is Kermit on drugs.
Guinan's secret power: Her hat is a solar panel
Hailing frequencies closed. Captain @fn@.
Happiness is having ALL Star Trek shows on videotape!
Hasta la vista, Baby!
Have spacesuit, will travel.
Have you hugged your PHASER today?
Have you walked the Pattern?
He doesn't like you. I don't like you either.
He doesn't like you... I don't like you either! - Cantina Patron
He say's he's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts.
He says there are several @LN@s approaching from the southeast.
He will join us or die, my master. - Vader
He will not be permanently damaged. - Vader
He's asking to have this VISOR shoved someplace. - Geordi
He's bluffing. He wouldn't shoot the nose.
He's got a magnet! Everybody stand back!
He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him. - Leia
Headline: Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Health is the slowest rate at which one can die.
Heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication.
Helllooooooo NURSE!!!
Help me, @N@. You're my only hope.
Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope..(repeated 20 times)
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. - Leia
Help you I can. Yes, mmmm. - Yoda
Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault, @FN@!
HELP.. I need a tagline. HELP.. Not just any tagline.
Here they come!
Here! Stick this fish in your ear!
Hey I don't REMEMBER XXX programs in the holodeck!
Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a Romulan out of my hat...... NO CARRIER
Hey! I just got front row tickets to a Disaster Area concert!
Hey, @FN@may the Force be with you.
Hey, I don't remember these XXX programs in the holodeck.
Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you. - Han Solo
Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something? - Luke
Hey... Are those TIE Fighters flying towards u*^$&##& - NO CARRIER
Hey... it's me! - Han Solo
Hi! I'm heavily armed, bored, and off the medication.
Him to her: My replicator works; how's yours?
History never repeats itself. <Larry Niven>
Hokey religions n' ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster...
Holodeck, run program "Kill_Wesley_One."
Home for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs and wanderers...
Honest Troi, I was just looking at your combadge!!
Honk if you've slept with Commander Riker!
Hoopy: really together guy
Hospital: A workshop for the repair of faulty humans.
Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
How about a nice game of chess? Joshua from War Games
How can they be jamming us if they don't know...we're..coming...
How come I can never find Troi when I'm angry at her?
How come the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star?
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
How do you feel about that, Counselor Troi?
How many "Assholes" do we have on this ship!?!!?!?
How many believe in the Force? Raise MY hand!
How was the Disaster Area concert last night? I said, HOW WAS THE...
Humans and aliens wrapped in 2,500,000 tons of spinning metal...
I am a Jedi, like my father before me. - Luke
I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. - Vader
I am Elmew of Bowg. Pwepawe to be assimiwlated. Huh-huh-huh-huh.
I am needed in battle. - Konnu
I am not a committee! - Leia
I am not, nor ever have been a member of the Illuminati.
I AM PUSHING! - Keiko
I Am The Possessor Of The Pressence.
I Am The Sleeper Who Has Awakened.
I am the son of your father's killer. - salek
I Am The Watcher Of The Pylons.
I am your father. - Darth Vader
I believe truth is in the eye of the beholder. -Guinan
I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease. - Beverly
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
I can't sense anything in your mind at all, Will. - Troi.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience. - Yoda
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building! - wesley
I do not have a designation. My name is Kerzhan.
I don't care what you smell, get in!
I don't know how much more she'll take of this, Captain
I don't know how we're going to get out of this one. - Han Solo
I don't know what your pleasure threshold is. <G'Kar>
I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain. - Leia
I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this. - Leia
I don't steal taglines -- I replicate them
I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money! - Han Solo
I feel terrible. - Han Solo
I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate. - Luke
I felt a great disturbance in the Force...
I find your lack of faith.....disturbing. - Darth Vader
I found my Trill...on blueberry hill...
I gave you a chance for greatness and you threw it all away - G'kar
I give a lucky Morn two thumbs up.
I happen to like nice men. - Leia
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!
I have a firm grip on reality, now I can strangle it.
I have a really bad feeling about this.
I have a really bad feeling about this. - Han Solo
I have a very bad feeling about this. - Luke
I have full diplomatic accesss.
I have my orders from the Emperor himself. - Piett
I have something BETTER than chocolate. -Riker
I hope the Mars probe doesn't end up in Uranus!
I just saw @fn@ on the Promenade.
I know how fond of it you were. No, I didn't use it much anyway...
I know. Somehow... I've always known. - Leia
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
I never buy books on impulse. Only on warp.
I never do things on impulse; warp speed is much faster.
I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. - Leia
I say we nuke the site from Orbit, its the only way to be sure.
I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my Lifestyle!
I sense *SLAP* Not while we're on the bridge, Will!
I sense somethinga presence I haven't felt since...
I shall try some of your burned replicated bird meat. -- Kurn
I suggest a new strategy, @FN@. Let the Wookiee win.
I suggest a new strategy, Keely. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookie win. - C3PO
I survived a pot-luck portal.
I survived a pot-luck portal. <Starrigger, DeChancie>
I take orders from just one person! Me! - Han Solo
I think Troi has very expressive (.)(.) eyes. Don't you?
I think we took a wrong turn. - Luke
I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me. - C-3PO
I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home.
I want to apologize for my mother's behavior. * Deanna
I want to learn the ways of the Force, become a Jedi like my father.
I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked.
I wish him luck-he's probably the only True Seeker we have-Sinclair
I wish I had a snappy Trek Tagline to put here...
I wonder if Stacker would work on Isolinear Chips?
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. - Leia
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
I'll be BACK!
I'll get you, my pretty...and your little Nog, too!
I'll just nip off and shoot myself. Don't worry, it'll be very humane.
I'll just sit here and knit something. --Ivanova.
I'm @N@. I'm here to rescue you.
I'm a 10th generation A.I. holographic computer...I'm not your Mum!
I'm a little Trekker short & stout, here is my warp drive
I'm Capt. Crane of the USS Bozeman. Give me a beer Sam.
I'm here to grovel before your wonderful Earth Alliance. <Londo>
I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.
I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a Jedi Master. - Luke
I'm not really interested in your opinion, Threepio. - Han Solo
I'm not stoned, I'm "recreationally medicated!"
I'm on medication, and I know where you live.
I'm patient with stupidity but not with those proud of it
I'm too Sexy for my Beard, Too Sexy for my Beard! - Riker
I'm too Sexy for my Earrings, Too Sexy for my Earrings! - Ro
I'm too Sexy for my Eyes, Too Sexy for my Eyes! - LaForge
I'm too Sexy for my Hat, Too sexy for my Hat! - Guinan
I'm too Sexy for my Mind, Too Sexy for my Mind! - Wesley
I'm too Sexy for my Outfits, Too Sexy for my Outfits! - Troi
I'm too Sexy for my Visor, Too Sexy for my Visor! - LaForge
I've added some special modifications myself.
I've been looking forward to killing you for a long time. - Greedo
I've been waiting for you, @LN@. The circle is now complete.
I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. - Vader
I've fallen, an' I canna' reach me scotch!
I've got a bad feeling about this. - Han Solo
I've got a hunch it's going to get hot down the road.
I've got a very bad feeling about this. - Han Solo
I've had a difficult past few lives.
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.
I-o-I I-o-I I-o-I TIE fighter attack!! I-o-I I-o-I
If "Q" were castrated, would he become "O"?
If any of my circuits or gears will help, I'll gladly donate them.
If I am not satisfied with your answers, you will die.-TNG
If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the Alliance. - Luke
If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive! - Leia
If Romulans made an android, would they name it CD-ROM?
If the shirt is Red, the man is dead!
If there is a doom on this station it is you that has brought it here.
If this ever happens again Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out.
If this is a consular ship where is the @LN@?"
If we can just avoid any more female advice... - Han Solo
If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed. - Emperor
If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny. - Vader
Illuminatus vehicles provided by the Fnord Motor Company
Impressive... most impressive. - Vader
In Castle Perilous, there's 144,000 doors to explore.
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck. - Obi-Wan Kenobi
In space, no one can hear you fart.
In time you will call me Master. - Emperor
In Trek, answers are usually wrong by the next episode.
Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen. - Vader
Indiana Draganis and the Vedek Crusade
iNMOP 3PISdn 6NIhlJ SI 3SIJdJ3LN3 dIHSJVLS 3HL
Iotian Burger: A burger you can't refuse!
Is that a type III phaser or are you just glad to see me.
Is the Centauri Ambassador's name "Moe-Larry"? Nyuck,nyuck.
Is there a special technique to this foot washing? - Riker
Is there intelligent life, out there ?? Magrathea.
It appears to be a Romulan Warbi^*****NO CARRIER
It could be worse(BOOOM) It's worse.
It is a good day to die, @FN@, and the day is not yet over...
It is easier to destroy than to create. <Larry Niven>
It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. - Emperor Palpatine
It is you who are mistaken... about a great many things. - Emperor
It literally is...Elvis. -Riker
It said "Don't Panic" in big friendly letters.
It said, This is probably the best button to press.
It shall be called....THE EARTH!
It waits... at the limits of time and space.
It was the dawn of the 3d age of mankind, the year the great war came.
It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind.
It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home. - Luke
It's a Japanese rock garden, a Zen pool for skinny dipping.
It's a long way to the bottom of the warp core, @FN@.
It's a port of call, home away from home...
It's a wonder your still alive.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity. - C-3PO
It's as if some great hand reached out of space and just erased them.
It's as inevitable as death and Praxis.
It's more a sort of electronic sulking machine.
It's not my fault! - Han Solo
It's not the same when I'm not in the holodeck. * Riker
It's the *idea* of an inflatable rubber starship that bothers me.
It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less then 12 parsecs.
It's time for TRILL! The game show where YOU'RE the host
It's too dangerous with all of the @LN@ people around...
It's too early in the morning for that Star Trek stuff!
Ivanova is always right. Ivanova is god. - Babylon 5 Mantra.
Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die. - Luke
Jedi to hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything"
jIQub vaj jIwuQ (I think, therefore I have a headache)
Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Vader
Jolan Tru or Jolan False?
Julian & Jadzia's Nuptials: Married With Symbiont.
Junior high: The Kobayashi Maru of education
Just as you should, Captain. Just as you should.
Just how much justice can you afford? <Londo>
Just remember, CAPTAIN Riker's never lost.
Just say YES to IDIC.
Just when your ship comes in, it's the Kobyashi Maru.
K.C. in 2K BE THERE! K.C. in 2K
Katura veshtat! Shadraak!
Keep circulating the Star Trek List of Lists.
Keep your best whiskey in a bottle marked "mouthwash". <Synners>
Kenobi/Skywalker '96
Keptin, a Romulan Wessel ahead!' 'A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?'
Klaatu Boroda Niktu!
KlinDOS De' vItu'be': yI(b)up yI(n)ejqa' yI(l)uj
KlinDOS: *.* vIteq'a' (H)ISlaqH (gh)obe' (j)Ibup
Lace-the final brassiere. These are the voyages of the USS Boobyprize
Laddie, ya think ya might like ta...rephrase that?
Lando's not a system, he's a man. - Han Solo
Larry, Curly and Moe at Tenagra. -Tamarian Comedy
Laser printer set to stun...
Laugh it up, fuzz ball. - Han Solo
Learn about the Force, @FN@.
Leia: Would it helped if I got out and pushed? Han: It might.
Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Let's play Musical Bodies! - Trill birthday party
Libtt habit to, Ya ta whn ta wa.
Life! Don't Talk To Me About Life (MARVIN the android) HGTTG
Light speed! Ridiculous speed! Ludicrous speed!
Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be...
Lithium...where is my lithium?
Live Long and Prosper
Lock S-foils in attack position.
Lock S-foils in attack positions. - Wedge
Locutus for Pontiac: Excitement is irrelevant.
Locutus to replicator: Pennzoil, 40 weight, hot.
Look at the size of that thing! - Wedge
Look its a babble fish: ><> <>< ><>
Lord @LN@, I should have known. Only you could be so bold.
Lord @LN@, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship!
Love is always good medicine.
Lt. I order you to relax. -- Riker
Luke! Fighters on your tail! |*| (*) |*|
Luke's just not a farmer. He has too much of his father in him.
Luke, don't give in to hate - that leads to the dark side. - Obi-Wan
Luke, use the Force, not your fingers!
Luke: I don't... I don't believe it. Yoda: That is why you fail.
Luke: I'm not afraid. Yoda: Oh, you will be. You will be.
Lukewarm...? Is that like a Jedi Knight in an electric blanket?
Luminous beings are we...not this crude matter. - yoda
Luminous beings we are,not this crude matter. So turn that light out.
MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)?
Make me breakfast, and perhaps I'll consider it. - Troi
Man your ships! And may the Force be with you!
Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal!
Mandysh Makora!
mangghomDaSmey tuQtaH SoSlI' (Tr: Your mother wears army boots.)
Many Bothans died to bring us this information. - Mon Mothma
Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind.
Matter/anti-matter, the debate continues....
May fortune favor the foolish and ships named Enterprise.
May the Farce be with you!
May the Force be with us. - Admiral Ackbar
May the Great Bird Of The Galaxy bless your planet.
May your 1040 be audited by a Ferrengi.
May your monitor Live Long and Phospher.
Maybe I'm just going crazy. - Luke
Mind what you have learned. Save you it can. - Yoda
Mirath with sails unfurled!
Mollari-Centauri, G'Kar-Narn, Delenn-Minbari, Kosh-Vorlon
Mos @LN@ Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum.
Mother Nature doesn't care if you are having fun.<Niven's Law>
Mouse drive? ......Aye, Captain.
Mr Garibaldi, it's a big universe.
Mr. Crusher, report to the aft airlock.
Mr. LaForge, we're going to need more power... Arr! Arr! Arr!
Mr. Sco*t! G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!!!
Mr. Sock, set heels to stun. -- Shoe Trek
Much that is strange can happen to a world on the back of a turtle
Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! - Yoda
My brain will be 5 minutes dead before I trust a Centauri
My God, it's full of Yars!
My God, man. We've become a tourist attraction. <Londo>
My karma is heavily seasoned with the spice of Improbability.<Cadigan>
My modem isn't slow- it's "baudily challenged!"
My other car is a Galaxy Class Starship, need a ride?
My other computer gave the answer "42"
My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice.
My other computer is a HoloDeck(tm).
My other computer is an Infinite Improbability Drive.
My other computer is Deep Thought.
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
My other vehicle is a Glaxay Class Starship...
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird...
My pride has had terrible consequences for the galaxy. - Obi-Wan
N'Grath: Babylon 5's own "Big Boss of Crime."
NCC-1701-D: Definitely * NOT * your father's Oldsmobile!
Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie. - Bib Fortuna
Need help? Call Counselor Troi at: 1-900-NCC-1701. ($195 per min.)
Negola dewaghi wooldugger?!?!
Never fire a laser at a mirror. <Larry Niven>
Never tell me the odds! - Han Solo
Never throw shit at an armed man. <Larry Niven>
Never trust Romulans bearing .GIFs.......
Never trusted telepaths. Never have, never will.<Garibaldi>
Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\
Never waste calories. (Fuzzy Pink Niven's Law)
New game on the Promenade. "Where's Morn?"
Next week on Night Court: It's Ensign Ro vs Ensign Wade!
nIbpoH n. - The feeling that you have read this tagline before.
Nice shark. Pretty shark. <Londo>
No bathroom? Just boldly go where no one has gone before!
No blasters! No blasters!
No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow - Ivanova
No cause is so right that one cannot find a fool following it.<Niven>
No Earl Grey tea? Set course for Starbase 5! Warp 9! Engage!
No magic at the table, you know the rules. <Ridcully>
No more adventures. I'm not going that way. - C-3PO
No reward is worth this.
No technique works if it isn't used. <Larry Niven>
No time to discuss this in committee. - Han Solo
No! No! Nurse!!! I said "prick his boil"!
No, just *a* Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?
No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
Noisy brute. Why don't we just go into light-speed? - C-3PO
Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
Nooooobody expects an Empire interrogation!
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.
Not a bad bit of rescuing if I do say so myself.
Not bad for a little furball. - Han Solo
Not responsible for advice not taken. <Larry Niven>
Now I know how Pontius Pilate must have felt. <sinclair>
Now It Can Be Told: Geraldo is Wesley Crusher on steroids.
Now let's blow this thing and go home! - Han Solo
NOW PLAYING: RIB TREK II- THE WRATH OF WESLEY! [PG-10]
Now we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base. - Vader
Now, Commander. Watch and learn. -Troi
Now, how does Wesley save THIS universe?
Now, what was that magic word? Shazam? <WHAM!> Nah - Garibaldi
Nurses DO IT with care.
Nursing Law: All the IV trees are at the other end of the hall.
Obi Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: Use the FORKS, Luke
Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Vader
Obi-Won Kenobi at dinner "Luke, use the FORKS!"
Objects in viewscreen are farther than they appear.
Obviously I'm due for a regeneration soon...
Official Blue Wave Betazoid (now, where's Deanna Troi?)
Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done.
Oh dear. I think you'll find reality's gone on the blink again.-Marvin
Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit.
Oh sure! But what's the speed of dark?
Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them. - Han Solo
Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel. - C-3PO
Oh, switch off. - C-3PO
Oh, Wesley! I've got something for you! - Troi [naked]
Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes. - Leia
OK Beeblebrox, hold it right there. We've got you covered!
Oka You Ma Chas Po Ko Ptu Ta Kras Dat I Krow Ya Oka.
Okay! Who pushed Dr. Pulaski down the turbolift shaft?"
Okuda's 1st Law of Cheap Props - Dustbuster = Phaser
Okuda's 2nd Law of Cheap Props - GameBoy = Tricorder
Old age is not for sissies. <Larry Niven>
Old hitchhikers never die-they just throw in the towel.
On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.
One Gene to rule them all, and in the trekness bind them.
One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day.
Only a master of evil, @LN@.
Only a master of evil, Vince.
Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force. - Emperor
Ooh, goodie! I hear the Nurse coming with another shot!
Oohhh. Jedi Master. Yoda. You seek Yoda.
Oops, time for Ponn Farr!
Open That Exit Hatch Computer.. Ok, Get The Axe - Zaphod Beeblebrox
Our last master was Captain @LN@.
Paint it Octarine: the color of magic.
Paradox: Enterprise security officers versus Imperial Stormtroopers.
Paramedics save lives, EMT's clean suction units.
Pardon me, but do you have any Gagh Poupon?
Pardon me, but would you have any Gagh Poupon?
PBS Virus: Your computer stops every five minutes to ask for money.
Pediatricians are men of little patients.
Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them. - Vader
Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly. - Vader
Phasers are the universal communicators.
Phasers don't kill people...Unless you set them too high.
Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic....
Pleasure, what is this? - Wormhole Creatures.
Poker, is that a game of some sort? -Riker
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
PPI's new Betazoid modem: It downloads the files it senses you want.
Preperation is assimilated, prepare to be irrelevant. Waitaminute...
pRIME DIRECTIVE, MY A**! Phasers on maximum!
Prime Directive, My butt... set phasers to PUREE.
Psi and/or magical powers, if real, are nearly useless. <Larry Niven>
PSY COP:"That's a lie." SINCLAIR:"Yes it is... so what's your point?"
Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed. - Leia
Put your hands up, and give me all your taglines. I've got a phaser.
Q "Ah!,Ah!,Ah!,Ah!...q ahhhh ummm
Q has left the building...
Q is NOT an unemployed leprechaun with an attitude!!
Q-Tip: Advice from the Continuum.
Q-Tip: When a omnipotent alien gives you advice.
Q-Tip: When a really powerful alien gives you advice.
Qagh is best when served live.
Quadrotriticale....3.56
Quantum Trek: Time travel with a twist!
Quick! Let's fix the Hubble so we can find the martian probe.
Reach out with the Force... reach out and touch someone! - AT&T Kenobi
Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Reality down for maintenance work, full service will resume shortly.
Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
Reality is for those who can't handle Star Trek.
Red ribbons do nothing to help AIDS patients.
Refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats...
Refuse Novacaine - Transcend Dental Medication!!!
Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.
Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. - Obi-Wan
Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. - Yoda
Remember, Reality is the leading cause of stress!
Repeat after me: Star Trek is only a !@#$%^&* TV show!
Right now I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself. - Dack
Right Said Ro: I'm too sexy for my earrings.
Right Said Troi: I'm too sexy for my outfits.
Right Said Wesley: I'm too sexy for my mind.
Right Said Will Riker: I'm too sexy for captaincy.
Riker to Lt. @ln@, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to, uh, relax.
Riker's trombone backfires, creating a new universe.
Riker's trombone backfires, creating a tagline.
Riker: If it becomes necessary to fight, can someone find me a rock.
Rodendry: Hatred of all things Star Trek.
Romulan Ale: An excellent drink and a great varnish remover!
Romulan Bell: Make a run for the Neutral Zone!
Romulan natural death: An inability to live after being poisoned.
Romulan warbird FASA attacking sir...Fire the CANNON!
Romulan warbird FASA attacking sir...Fire the CANON!
Romulans claim posession of all in their field of view.
Romulans decloaking? Their leader must be FLASH Gordon.
Romulans: Give 'em an inch and they'll take the whole yardstick.
Romulans: No closed season. No bag limit!
Run out of small children to BUTCHER? - G'Kar
Saddle up, Father! -- Alexander
Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with
Save your strength. There'll be another time. - Han Solo
Science fiction may stimulate a desire for inter-dimensional travel.
Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance!
Science Fiction: The only genuine consciousness-raising drug. <CS Lewis>
Screw "The Final Frontier". Let's go see "Batman".
Screw the Prime Directive. If it moves, shoot it!
Second star to the right & straight on till morning...
Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? - C-3PO
Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig.
See Spot run, see Spot knock over phaser, see Spot DIE
See the great Centari Republic. Open from 9 to 5, Earth time - Londo
See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911!
Sensors indicate an approaching FLAME front, sir!!
Sensors show a tagline thief in this sector, Captain.
Set phasers on "tease"...
Set phasers to 'tickle'
Set your course for @FN@'s home planet of Alderaan.
Sex in space, what a concept!
Sex with Zaphaod, the best bang since the Big One
Shaka, when the munchkins came to play.
Shaka, when the munchkins fell.
Shatner On The Planet Of The Big Winds: To Baldy Go...
Shatner, when the wig fell.
She can't take much more of this Captain.
She canna take much moor Captin...
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.
She'll be alright. Inform Lord @LN@ we have a prisoner.
She's Dead Will, but you still need to use a condom!
She's dead, Riker. But you still need to use a condom.
She's dead... wrapped in plastic!
She's fast enough for you old man? What's the cargo?
She's rich.
Shields at 99%...98%...shields have failed, captain.
Shields down! Green alert!
Sign in restroom: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals!
Simple... Just do this... <universe ends> Wesley
Since the XP-38 came out, they just aren't in demand.
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking÷2ØO±:´¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki+<)=n+ NO CARRIER
Sir, I am fluent in six million forms of communication. - C-3PO
So this is it, we're going to die!
So what do you think of her, @FN@?
So you got your reward and you're just leaving then?
So, are ya all 'Trekkies' like me? -- D. Letterman
So, young Jedi... we meet again.....
Somebody's got to have some perspective around here. BOOM! - Ivanova
Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior. - C-3PO
Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
Soon you will learn to appreciate me. - Jabba
Space Rangers: Star Trek for the mentally challenged.
Spaceballs: The Tagline
Spelling is irrelevant. You will be asillymated.
Spot is a CHIEF PET OFFICER.
ST: Wagon Train in Space. DS9: Motel 6 in Space.
ST:TNG, Commercializing the final frontier, before we even get there!
Stand by, @F, here we go. Cut in the sublight engines.
Stand by, @FN@, here we go. Cut in the sublight engines.
Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: <fill in the blank>
Star Trek elevators are always there. Why can't ours be like that?
Star Trek Friday the 13th Part XXXVI: Jason Stalks The Enterprise.
Star Trek is okay, but I prefer science fiction.
Star Trek IX: The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
Star Trek Lives!
Star Trek V: "Shat" Happens!
Star Trek VII: The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut.
Star Trek VIII: The Search for Shatner's Real Hair.
Star Trek Virus: Invades your system where no virus has gone before...
Star Trek XXX: In Search of Geritol * Upcoming movie
Starbase 42 Magrathea
Starfleet *is* a military service.
Starfleet *is* the Federation's navy.
Starfleet Academy: "Ex Astra, Scienta."
Starfleet Security: The few, the proud, the horribly mangled.
StarTrek XV11 "In search of Shatner's teeth!"
Stasis: The ultimate in 'Stay Fresh' technology.
Station Log Stardate @DY@@DM@.@DD@, Ensign @LN@ is suspected of...
STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!
Stewart, Sirtis and el Fadil: Bri-i-i-its I-i-i-in spa-a-a-ace!
Strag: nonhitchhiker
Stress- n. Doing a tight 180-dregree U-turn at Warp 9.5.
Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong! - Yoda
Support your medical examiner, die strangely!
Sure @N, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Surprise, those aren't Dilethium crystals - they're Folgers crystals.
Surrender or die, there is no third option.
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
Take off the Trek-Colored glasses!
Tasha Burger: (It'll come up again later after it's gone.)
Tell me, young @FN@, what brings you out this far?
Terminator bumper sticker: I TIME TRAVEL NAKED.
Thank god the ship cleans itself, Lt. @LN@ just left holodeck 2!
Thank the Maker! - C-3PO
Thank you. Alexander will not repeat this mistake.
That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it. - ZB
That little droid and I have been through a lot together. - Luke
That was no laser blast! Something hit us. - Han Solo
That which does not kill us, serves to make us strong...
That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
that's impossible, even for a computer. - Wedge
That's no moon... this is a moon, said Ben, pulling down his pants.
That's no moon.....that's a space station.
That's the last mistake you'll ever make. - Luke
That's wrong -- I do bite. - K'Ehleyr
The all new NCC-1701-D -- NOT your father's Oldsmobile!
The away team went on a mission and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
The Blue Wave packets are not in the main computer.
The circle is now complete. -- Darth Vader
The circle is now complete...now on to the triangle theorems...
The Death Star has cleared the planet!
The Death Star will be in range in 5 minutes.
The Discworld is in for a wild time, when Death gets a life...
The Earth Alliance can't go around being the galaxy's policeman.
The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
The Emperor has been expecting you. - Vader
The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. - Vader
The Enterprise crew wins 'cause Star Trek has human writers.
The fabric of space-time continuum isn't merely curved, it's bent.
The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded. - Obi-Wan
The Force is strong with this one! - Vader
The Force is the Force, of course, of course.
The force is what gives a Jedi his power. - Obi Wan
The Force is what gives the Jedi his power. That and batteries.
The Force is with @N@!
The Force will be with you... always! - Obi-Wan Kenobi
The Fresh Start Club -- where Death is only the beginning!
The garbage chute was a wonderful idea!
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
The illuminati aren't out to get you. What was your name again?
The Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice...
The Jundland wastes are not to be traveled lightly. - Obi-Wan
The non-violent Star Trek: Set phasers on tickle.
The planetkiller eats your ship. You're all dead; go home.
The sneak attack is the first resort of a coward. - Sinclair
The Star Trek Saga - From One Generation to the Next!
The ticking of freshly minted seconds... <REAPER MAN>
The UART's won't take this speed, Captain.
The UARTs can't take much more o' this Captain!
The Vogon Constructor Fleet coasted away into the inky starry void.
The Vogon ship hung motionless in the sky...
The Vogons are NOT the worst poets in the Galaxy, and I can prove it.
The ways of being human are bounded but infinite. <Larry Niven>
The word bulldozer wandered through his mind for a moment.
The year is 2258. The name of the place is Babylon 5.
There aren't enough scoundrels in your life. - Han Solo
There exist minds which think as well as you do, but differently-Niven
There is a hole in your mind.
There is a time and place for tact. - Larry Niven
There is enough guilt in the world without reaching for more - Ivanova
There once was a man from Nantucket. you've been talking to Garibaldi!
There'll be no escape for the @LN@ this time.
There'll be no escape for the Princess this time. - C-3PO
There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. - Han Solo
There's no mystical force that controls MY destiny.
There's nothing a concentrated phaser blast can't solve.
There's something not right here. - Luke
THERE... ARE... FOUR.... LIGHTS!!!!!!
These are the voyages of other aliens visiting us * DS9
These things on my nose aren't just for show. * Ro
They think we're dead and they're having a party??!?!"-Ro
They're still using money. We've got to find some.
Third of five, six of one, half a dozen of the other.
Third star on the left and straight on til morning
This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart. - Han Solo
This book ruined courtesy of Terrance "Novel in a Night" Dicks.
This bounty hunter is my kind of scum... X-14 should do it...
This can't be! Artoo, you're playing the wrong message. - C-3PO
This Charlie Brown must have been a very wise man. -- Riker
This deal's getting worse all the time. - Lando
This is @LN@. He's 1st mate on a ship that might suit our needs.
This is an outrage! No, this is insurance.
This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. -
This is no time for heroics! - C-3PO
THIS is not a clear & present danger? I must read the rule book again.
This is not your father's Probe.
This is some rescue!
This is the greatest thing since sliced toothpaste. --Synners.
This is the story of the LAST of the Babylon stations.
This isn't reality... this is fantasy! Uhura
This little breach of security isn't going to affect my Xmas bonus?
This R2 unit of yours seems a bit beat up. Want a new one?
This tagline will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
This was because reason was in fact out to lunch.
This whole party'll be for nothing if they see us. - Han Solo
Time spent at SF Cons does not count against your lifespan.
TNG* Computer: Run TROI in I AM DEATH INCARNATE mode. * Barclay
TNG* Sensors identify the device as a "Thigh Master", Captain.
To boldly go where no one has gone before.
To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine.
To read, perchance to DeChancie.
To return home, you must walk backwards in time & space.
To strive, to seek, to find, but not to yield.
Today is a good day to die, but the day is not yet over.
Tok @LN@. Bo Ka Goo Pa En At A-Awn-Awn-Aw.
Too bad Han does it solo, it's much more fun with a partner!
Trekkers do it on impulse.
Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Trekkers work out in the 'He's Dead Gym'.
Trekkies do it with a warped drive.
Trekkies make better lovers!
Trekkies of the world, get a life.
Trekkies With Girlfriends... On the next Geraldo.
Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Treknical Discussion: Science Friction.
Trill Burger: (Try one, you'll feel like a new person!)
Trilogy (n). Series of three books, sometimes more.
Troi Burger: (double decker)
Troi, make yourself useful and go clean out the shuttle bay
Troi: She's not just window dressing any more...
Trust me. Your safety is at stake.
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen
Typical Bynar Ping-Pong Score: 10101 to 10011
U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. Enterprise 1701-Z
Uhura, any word from mainframe command?
Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes! - Yoda
Unable to load REALITY.SYS Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA
Use the Force, @FN@!
Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.
W*A*R*N*I*NG: TR*I*BB*L*ES A*RE*EV*E*R*YW*H*ER*E!
Wait, @FN@! It's too dangerous!
War-all that running around and shooting one another. <Londo>
Warning! The Force is with me!
WARNING: I Operate On A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal
Warp 5, Mr. Sulu. No, more clutch!
Warp 6. -- Riker Aye sir, full impulse. -- Geordi
Watch out for the Alerted Snakes of Consequence. <Mindplayers>
Watch your mouth @FN@, or you'll find yourself floating home.
We Apologise For The Inconvenience.
We are Hugh. Resistance is not *entirely* futile, but close.
We can't afford to die here, not even once.
We do not bring you here. You bring us here. You exist here.
We don't get many Presidential assassins. * Martia
We have powerful friends. You're gonna regret this... - Leia
We hit another movie! - Ensign Loser
We look for things, things to make us go. Ex-Lax, anyone???
We replaced THEIR coffee with dilithium crystals
We secretly replaced the Dilithium with Folger's Crystals...
We secretly replaced THEIR coffee with dilithium crystals.
We seem to be made to suffer - it's our lot in life. - C3PO
We were beaten! We didn't stop them they stopped themselves - Sinclair
We were pretty good sharks ourselves once.<Londo>
We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel!
We'll leave as soon as your ready. Docking Bay 94.
We're a couple of shooting stars that'll never be stopped! - Biggs
We're all dead and this is HELL...!
We're doomed! - C-3PO
We're standing at a crossroad and I don't like where we are going.
We're talking about terrorists, and you want me to buy a new suit?
We're wanted men. I have the death sentence in twelve systems.
We've no Warp, Captain! .. We're out of spare spark plugs!
We've replaced the Dilithium with new Folgers Crystals!
We've secretly replaced their dilithium with new Folger's crystals...
Well, don't get all mushy on me. So long, Princess. - Han Solo
Well, freeze my icicle! <Snowclaw>
Wes, those are NOT X-Ray Specs. Giv 'em back to Geordi.
Wesley Crusher and Adric of Alzarius: Separated at birth?
Wesley Crusher, please report to airlock 5!
Wesley Crusher, please report to the torpedo tubes, immediately!
Wesley Crusher... then again, there's a joke in and of itself...
Wesley! Yes Sir? Get OFF my bridge!
Wesley's temper tantrum: "I want a new universe for Xmas"
Wesley, allow me to introduce you to the airlock chamber
What a desolate place. - C3PO
What a long, strange trip it's been!
What a piece of junk!
What a wonderful smell you've discovered, @FN@!
What DID happen to Babylon 4, anyway?
What do you mean, "sense THIS!"? -- Troi
What do you mean, my new command is a garbage scow?? * Riker
What does this do, Mr Woof?
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? - Han Solo
What the hell is going on here? Riker
What the hell is that!? - Arthur
What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts! * Vroomfondel
What!? An Imperial Star Destroyer! Turn ar@#%%!^! - NO CARRIER
What's this button for (WHOOSH) Ben? Ben? Ooops.
What's this fish doing in my ear?
What, is Darth Vader YOUR father, too?
What? Harmless? Is that all you've got to say? Harmless!
When all purple Drozi in one place open airlock to space - Green Drozi
When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. - vader
When is there going to be a ST:NG motion picture? Huh?
When the Master of Sinanju speaks, the Minbari Grey Council listens!
Where are Deep Space 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, and 8?
Where did you dig up that ole fossil?
Who can figure a species like that? Beep beep! <Londo>
Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Science Fiction!
Who'd Win: Enterprise Security versus Imperial Stormtroopers.
Who's 'scruffy looking'?
Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows him? - Obi Wan
Who's scruffy-looking? - Han Solo
Who's your tailor? Mandelbrot? --Cadigan.
Whooha!! That got him! - Wedge
Whose belief is correct and how do we prove it? <Delenn>
Why don't the other cadets like me??? * Wesley
Why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this? - Han
Why not eliminate the entire Narn homeworld while you're at it - Londo
Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter @LN@s?
Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! - Lando
Will Riker: Any race, any place.
Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?!
With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant. - Emperor
Woke up, got up, wandered around, opened a window, saw a buldozer....
Women: You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts- Norm
Worst case of testosterone poisoning I've ever seen. - Lt Cmdr Ivanova
Would someone please tell me what the hell is going on around here?
Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during mating? <G'Kar>
Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated!
Yea, yea, yea... I'm shaking in my boots" - Garabaldi
Yoda in AD&D terms: Sex between an orc and a halfling.
yogurt the Great, Yogurt the all powerful?? No just plain yogurt!
You are being held by a force of 2 gravities. <Delenn>
YOU ARE HERE-> (Where did you think you were?) <Mindplayers>
You can tell that to @LN@, he may only take your ship.
You can't beat the price on Betazoid wedding dresses.
You can't just buy someone's genetic makeup-it's immoral.
You can't win, @LN@.
You can't win... but there ARE alternatives to fighting...
You Cannot Escape! Resistance Is Futile!
You fought in the Clone Wars?
You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
You have the bridge, Number One. I have to go number two!
You knew about this and didn't say anything? -Vash
you know of the Rebellion against @LN@?
You know that little @LN@ is going to cause me a lot of trouble.
You must be seeing something I didn't say. --Synners.
You pick a cold night to visit our planet, Earthman...
You see, Lord @LN@, she can be reasonable.
You there, in the red shirt, go see what that noise was!
You will never again mention the Gray Council in my presence - Delenn
You'll be dead!
You're a security chief; Shouldn't you be out securing something?
You're all clear, @FN@! Now let's blow this thing and go home!
You're as beautiful as I'd imagined...and more. -LaForge
You're saying because I'm holding this right now I'm Green leader?
You're the security chief-shouldn't you be out securing something?
YOU'RE Zaphod Beeblebrox? THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?
YOU'VE been talking to GARIBALDI again! <Sinclair>
Your seats will be moved down the hall and into the fusion reactor.
[A]bort, [R]etry, [C]all Obi-Wan
[A]bort, [R]etry, [C]all Yoda
[A]bort, [R]etry, [U]se the Force
_Real_ Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym.
|*| (-*-) |*| : Darth Vader escorted by 2 tie fighters.